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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping in the desert.
\n\tThey have set-up their tent and are asleep.<\/p>\n
\tSome hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
\n\t"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see".<\/p>\n
\tDr. Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."<\/p>\n
\t"What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock Holmes.<\/p>\n
\tDr. Watson ponders for a minute and replies,
\n\t"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions
\n\tof galaxies playing host to billions of stars and planets.
\n\tAstrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
\n\tTime wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM.
\n\tTheologically, it is evident the Lord is all powerful
\n\tand as small insignificant beings, we pale in His\/Her presence.
\n\tMeteorologically, we are in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow
\n\twith a light easterly breeze in the morning.
\n\tWhat does it tell you, Holmes?"<\/p>\n
\tSherlock Holmes is silent for a moment,
\n\tthen looking at Dr. Watson, he says:<\/p>\n
\t"It tells ME that someone has stolen our tent."<\/p>\n
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