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Divine Humor: Clever Business Signs<\/strong><\/p>\n \tAt an Optometrist's office: \tIn a Restaurant window: \tIn a Podiatrist's office: \tOn a Plumber's Shop: \tOn the trucks of a Plumbing Company: \tPizza Shop Slogan: \tAt a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: \tOn a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: \tAt a Towing company: \tAnother Pizza shop slogan: \tOn an Electrician's truck: \tIn a Nonsmoking Area: \tOn a Septic Tank Truck sign: \tOn a Taxidermist's window: \tOn a Fence: \tAt a Car Dealership: \tOutside a Muffler Shop: \tIn a Veterinarian's waiting room: \tAt a New Orleans waste disposal company: \tAt the Electric Company: \tIn the front yard of a Funeral Home: \tAt a Propane Filling Station: \t***** \t******************* \to>><<:::::>>@<<:::::>>@<<:::::>>@<<:::::>>@<<:::::>><<o<\/p>\n \tMastery TV \t>> o>><<:::::>>@<<:::::>>@<<:::::>>@<<:::::>>@<<:::::>><<o<\/p>\n \t*:-.,_,.-:*'“'*:-.,_,.-:*'“'*:-.,_,.-:*'“'*:-.,_,.-:* \tDisclaimer & Fair Use Notice<\/strong> < Divine Humor: Clever Business Signs At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up." In … Continue reading
\n\t"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Time wounds all heels."<\/p>\n
\n\t"We repair what your husband fixed."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."<\/p>\n
\n\t"7 days without pizza makes one weak."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Invite us to your next blowout."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"<\/p>\n
\n\t"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Let us remove your shorts."<\/p>\n
\n\t"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."<\/p>\n
\n\t"We're #1 in the #2 business."<\/p>\n
\n\t"We really know our stuff."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."<\/p>\n
\n\t"The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment."<\/p>\n
\n\t"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."<\/p>\n
\n\t"We'll be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"<\/p>\n
\n\t"Our business is picking up, but it still stinks."<\/p>\n
\n\t"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Please drive carefully. We'll wait."<\/p>\n
\n\t"Tank heaven for little grills."<\/p>\n
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