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Children's Science Exam Answers \tQ: Name the four seasons. \tQ: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. \tQ: How is dew formed? \tQ: How can you delay milk turning sour? \tQ: What causes the tides in the oceans? \tQ: What are steroids? \tQ: What happens to your body as you age? \tQ: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? \tQ: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. \tQ: What is artificial insemination? \tQ: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) \tQ: What is the fibula? \tQ: What does "varicose" mean? \tQ: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." \tQ: What does the word "benign" mean?' \t*****<\/p>\n \tCourtesy of hypatia popol<\/p>\n \tLarry Morningstar \t*:-.,_,.-:*'“' Divine Humor eMail List '“'*:-.,_,.-:* \tLaughter is healing for the soul. < Children's Science Exam Answers These are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation … Continue reading
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\n\tA: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Keep it in the cow.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Premature death.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,
\n\tA, E, I, O, and U.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: A small lie.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Nearby.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Benign is what you will be after you are eight.<\/p>\n
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