Clever Business Signs

Divine Humor: Clever Business Signs

At an Optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Plumber's Shop:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a Plumbing Company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Another Pizza shop slogan:
"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"We'll be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At a New Orleans waste disposal company:
"Our business is picking up, but it still stinks."

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Please drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."

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Courtesy of Russ MICHAEL, Deborah Forester,
Alec Christos Gabbitas, and
Barbara Concoby via Jerry Rothstein / New Thought Weekly

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